Evie Harper Byrne, So Much Character And A lot of Clanger

A little bit of humour leading into the weekend.

Lou had a week to herself in Cleanland (Queensland), relaxing and preparing for the next phase of treatment. She’s feeling tip-top so, why not a little laugh.

Evie Pops loves a mashup. She has an amazing, un-deliberate ability to mash together not only words but multiple songs or nursery rhymes. If it was intentional, she’d be a hip-hop artist, at three.

It’s an ongoing source of micro entertainment, something to increase your daily smile numbers, which is always a good thing.

Evie’s own language starts with mispronounced single words, and she has some clangers. Here are some examples that are currently part of her daily rhetoric. Enjoy:

Bedtime daddy, time to put my tappie on.
*Nappie

(Evie jumps in the spa, holds eyes) Ouch, my eyes are stinking.
*Stinging

(Opens fridge) I want bizzy water.
*Fizzy

Not just a little bit, I want auvalit.
*All of it

Bibix for breakfast mummy
*Weetbix

Can we go to Aunty Eggs house so I can see Leck Leck
*Aunty Meg
*Lecksie

Dad, put Peanut Rabbit on Neckclicks
*Peter Rabbit
*Netflix

Mumma, did you get me a cresent when you were in Cleans Land?
*Present
*Queensland

Look, be careful, a spiderwent!
*Spiderweb

When I finish dinner can we have serdert?
*Desert

Well lactually!
*Actually

Don’t forget my pacpac
*backpack

Putt my dolly in the cram and let’s go the claygrown for Henry’s birsday
*Pram
*PlayGround
*Birsday

I might wear my pretty pink gress and put my lacelett on.
*Dress
*Bracelet

We love our little princess poppa. How could you not? Anyway, I’m off to watch Sleeping Mooty (*Beauty) with this funny little munchkin.

Dom